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The toilet Paper Song

by Damon Smith

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So, we’re living in a truly unique time, right? The virus, the isolation, the toilet paper hoarding!? Wha? Why are we buying it with the frequency of the turds, sorry, tides? Did the news predict we’d do lots of Poos? Diarrhoea from the fear perhaps?

This is a song that just might answer the question we’ve all been asking, ‘What the heck is going on with the hoarding? Has the Coronavirus pandemic, the media that have covered it and some fearmongering created hoards of wankers!? Perhaps.

Spread it like a virus!

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LYRICS:

They say you’ve gotta be prepared and always look ahead,
especially when the virus makes ya dead.

You better act right now-
cause there may not be a later-so get yourselves...

AT LEAST THREE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY PACKETS OF TOILET PAPER.

It’s not a lot of fun when you try to wipe your bum
and that toilet paper holder's holding none.

So you look from left to right with no paperwork insight
and wish you’d gone out shopping for a toilet paper fight.

Was there something in the news,
predicting we’d do lots of poos,
diarrhoea from the fear.

Isolation all across the nation.
think of all the Masturbation...

AH, SO THAT’S WHY THERE BUYING ALL THE TOILET PAPER AHAHAHAHA.

They’re closing all the live events and I guess it makes some sense.
They don’t want people standing breath to breath.

If I can’t make a living from all my gigs ahead…

I GUESS I’LL PROBABLY JUST HAVE TO STOP BECAUSE I WON’T HAVE ANY MONEY TO FINISH THIS…SONG

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released March 23, 2020
Written and Performed by Damon Smith

Directed and Produced by Andrew Watson
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Damon Smith - Vocals, Transister Organ & Piano
Trent Mckenzie - Upright Bass
Adam Coad - Drum Kit
Jim Patterson - Piano Accordion & masks

Music produced and mixed by Damon Smith

Mastered by Adam Dempsey

Filmed at Lorna Practice Rooms, Northcote - Melbourne
March 20 - 2020

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Damon Smith Melbourne, Australia

Damon Smith is a Multi-award-winning composer, lyricist, music producer, writer, instrumentalist, filmmaker and performer living in Melbourne.

An independent artist in the literal, he’s the man in the driver’s seat, from composition to production. With an unrestrained desire for spitting out his tales of ordinary life while ruminating on thought-provoking subject matter, ... more

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